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MUSIC: Dale Don Dale
by Don Omar

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Ahora, capitan?

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-Vamos a subirla!
-Si, senor.

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Despacio. Despacio.

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SPEAKS SPANISH

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CONTINUES SPEAKING SPANISH

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CREAKING

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SCREAMING

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SCREECHING

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SCREECHES, GUNSHOT

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PHONES BUZZES

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HE GROANS

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BUZZING CONTINUES

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No way!

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Kirby. Kirby, I'm so sorry, darling.

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You got to get up.
I just got a phone call.

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I'm not supposed to tell you, but
there's this oil spill in Scotland.

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They need me. You've got to go to
your mum's. I know. I know.

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I'm so sorry. Will you get up?
Will you get up, please?

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Love you, love you.

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KIRBY GROANS

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Thank you. Thank you.
I'll phone your mum.

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-Hello. -Why have they activated you?
-I don't know.

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Uh, this is Kirby. They're my
child. They're with me.

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-But I'm in uniform.
-Yeah, we just got to drop 'em off at their mum's.

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-It's in Fulham. It's on the way.
-We can get a taxi in two minutes.

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-I'm old enough. I'm not a kid.
-No, look,

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you're not crossing London on your
own at this time of night

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and that's that. I'm sorry, this is
just how it is. I'm sorry.

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So, why are you with soldiers?

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Uh, well, because...

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sometimes with an oil spill,
there might be, erm... arguments.

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-Thanks. Sorry about this.
-Can't be helped, I suppose.

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-You and that bloody job.
-Sorry, Mum. -When are you back?

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Oh, I can't tell. I'll text you.
LAUGHTER

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Sorry to interrupt the party.
Who's there? Clive and Kalisha?

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Yeah. And Stanley.

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Yeah. Well, he would be,
wouldn't he? See you.

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Sorry.
The ex is a bit cross with me.

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-You've broken so many rules.
-I know.

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And I want to say, um...

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-I am sorry about Christmas.
-If you can't drink, don't.

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I checked.

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Apparently, you're onboard
to replace someone called

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Roger Trevithick. He's on a mission
in Scotland,

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-so you've been made his replacement.
-Is that what it says? -Yup.

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That thing about Roger Trevithick,
did that come from HR?

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How should I know? General.

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Sergeant Chakri, welcome aboard.

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-And you are?
-Uh... Oh, Barclay Pierre-Dupont, sir.

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-I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement.
-Oh, the civilian. Read and assess.

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I just wanted to say,
about Roger Trevithick,

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-did that come from HR...
-Barclay Pierre-Dupont,

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does that surname make you French?

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-Uh, yeah, on my father's side.
-Tres bien.

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Oh, my God.

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-Barclay.
-Oh.

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-Hiya. Pip, innit? -Yeah.
-I'm replacing Roger Trevithick.

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-Oh, my God. Yeah.
-OK.

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We arrive on Cabrera
at 09:00 local time.

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From there, we get taken
to the island of Dragonera.

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The village is called
Cala Escondida,

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designated prime location.

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There's a lot to take in,
so I suggest you make a start.

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AIRCRAFT WHIRS, SHUDDERS

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Wow.

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GUNFIRE AND SCREAMING

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- ECHOING:
- Amazing, isn't it?

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Mind blown.

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The thing about Roger Trevithick...

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Look...

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...I replaced him only one time,
back in 2020.

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His wife was having a baby,

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it was premature
and he had to rush off,

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and I just happened to be there.
So all I had to do

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was answer his phone, which didn't
even ring, and so that was that.

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But then I went on file
as Roger Trevithick's replacement.

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-Ah. How is the baby?
-Yeah, the baby is fine.

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But t-t-the thing is,

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I-I just got stuck on the list in
HR. Roger Trevithick's replacement.

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I get, like, memos. I mean,
there's one time

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I even got tickets to Japan,
and I'd email them.

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I'd say, "Look. Look, I'm not
Roger Trevithick's replacement."

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-So?
-So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement!

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I'm grade ten.

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Ten?!

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-You're ten?! -Look, I...
-Don't talk to me!

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-And I didn't show you anything.
-What, what do I do?!

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I work in transport.
I just book the taxis!

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RADIO CHATTER

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All troops. As of now,

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the Mediterranean
is hostile territory.

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Village evacuated.

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Border established at 10km, sir.

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This entire coastline belongs to us.

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They hung it far away from the
village,

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like they were scared of it.

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Even in death.

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COMPUTER: -
Decontamination in progress.

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Decontamination in progress.

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Decontamination in progress.

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-Colonel.
-General.

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Quite a sight, isn't it?

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Caught 5km off the coast.

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They shot it dead, but then thought
they could make money out of it.

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Hauled it up -

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the monster from the deep.

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We saw it online.
Declared it a hoax.

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Flew in from Madrid,
sealed the place off,

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but it's quite a find.

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It's the first time we've seen one
exactly like this.

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In mythology and superstition
we call them sea devils,

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but we're better than that now.

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Let's say, uh...

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Homo Aqua.

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We think their species branched off
from temnospondyls,

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which means the correct
name is Homospondyl Erectus.

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I say Homo Aqua because that's
what it looks like.

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-Do we have a sex?
-Difficult to say.

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The genitalia suggests
reptilian cloaca,

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which is found on both male
and female.

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What about the neck?
Was there a pearl?

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Plain and simple.

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Nothing artificial.
Calcium carbonate.

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60% aragonite, 40% calcite.

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Then I suggest we return it
to its rightful place.

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Every time we find a creature
like this, we find a pearl.

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It might be simple decoration.

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Mankind has worn pearls ever since
God knows when,

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but every pearl gets analysed

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and we've found nothing.
No technology, no inscription,

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but still, it doesn't signify
a caste or belief or identity.

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The pearl is always located at

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the base of the throat,
actually embedded in the skin.

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We think it's placed there at birth.

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It goes back at least 2,000 years,
sir, the use of pearls as jewellery.

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It's said Cleopatra
removed her pearl earring,

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dissolved it in vinegar and drank it
in front of Mark Antony.

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Could be useful. File that.

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-Ready for the deep scan?
-Yes, sir.

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-Yes, sir.
-Corporal Morgan,

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you can join the team here
and liaise with Sergeant Brock.

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Thank you, Miss Tso.
I think your team can stand down.

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-Yes, sir. Pack it up!
-Yes, Sergeant. -Yes, Sergeant.

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Charge him up.

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-Coffee, sir.
-Thank you.

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Cheers.

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ELECTRICAL WHIRRING

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I just wonder
what they're doing here.

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I mean, it's a pond,
the Mediterranean.

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It's got no depth.

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January 2020, there was
an avalanche underwater,

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lasting two days, off the west coast
of Africa, spreading over 1,200km.

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Massive event.
All hidden under the sea.

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You think it was them?

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It severed communications cables,
which I think is significant.

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You're waking up. Now, the world
is two thirds water.

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It's us against them.

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HIGH-PITCHED BOOM

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BOOM VIBRATES

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Well...

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...I think they heard that.

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-What was that, sir?
-A translation pulse.

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We said hello.

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-Can we use our phones yet?
-No.

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No, no, no. It's a true story!
That's why people die.

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Most common domestic accident,

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they fall down stairs,
break their necks.

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So what are you supposed to do?

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Well, you go like this. As you fall,
you starfish, yeah?

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It jams you into the stairwell,
you stop falling.

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But who is going to remember that?
You're falling!

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You don't think, "What do I do?
What kind of fish?"

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That's the point.
No-one remembers, so you die!

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- LAUGHTER
- Anyway. Right, do you take sugar?

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No, thanks.

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GROUND SQUELCHES

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-Whoa! What the...
-What? -What's all this?

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-What's wrong? Muddy boots?
-Something's leaking. Bloody hell!

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Careful! Is it chemicals?

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Whoa! Right...

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-What is it?
-I don't know.

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Wait... I don't know.

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What the hell?!

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OK. No, no. Hold on to me.

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I can't.

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I can't!

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SHE SCREAMS

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Jesus! Right.

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We need help! We need help!

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STATIC ON RADIO

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CHATTER ON RADIO

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HE YELLS

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We...

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CREATURE SHRIEKS

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ALARM BLARES

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-What's happened?
-You have to decontaminate, sir.

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But tell me what's happening.

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I'm sorry, sir. You'll be able to
see once you...

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Captain, tell me what's happened!

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-They've gone, sir. -What do you mean?
-Everything's gone.

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-Who was on duty?
-Corporal Morgan and Private Abdalla.

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Then, where are they?

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-And where's that... thing?
-We were just seconds away,

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they can't have got far.

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-Hold on! Keep the area clear.
-But they've stripped the place bare.

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Where did everything go?
Who was on duty?

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Corporal Morgan. Private Abdalla.
Please report your location.

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We can search the village, sir.

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Corporal Morgan. Private Abdalla.
Please report.

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Corporal Morgan. Private Abdalla.

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FAINT BUZZING

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-Corporal Morgan.
-ECHOING: - Corporal Morgan.

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-Private Abdallah.
-ECHOING: - Private Abdallah.

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Please report your location.

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ECHOING: - Please
report your location.

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STATIC ON RADIO

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-Corporal Morgan?
-ECHOING: - Corporal Morgan?

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-Private Abdalla.
-ECHOING: - Private Abdallah.

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What's that?

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Huh?

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What is that?

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He was 28.

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I wanted to say sorry
you had to see that.

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-You got the wrong one.
-That was your first death.

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-I'm sorry.
-No. I'm here by mistake, OK?

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I haven't got clearance.
I am grade ten.

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I work in transport. I'm a clerk.

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You were meant to have
Roger Trevithick, right?

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I've just ended up here by mistake.
I shouldn't be here.

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Are you saying you're here
by accident?

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Yes, sir.

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And that, I suspect,
is how history is made.

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One great big chain of mistakes.

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But still, the UNIT protocol states,

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at times of historical or
cultural or political impact,

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a member of the civilian
staff must stand

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alongside the military as witness.

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And they could not be more
civilian than you.

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Too late to turn back now, Barclay.

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Welcome aboard.

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Typical military intelligence.

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I got a First-Class degree
and did intensive training at

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St Andrews for three years
to get here.

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You blundered in by mistake.

246
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,440
Yeah.

247
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,997
I'm the one who orders the cars and
finds cheaper lorries.

248
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,440
But I met the Doctor once.

249
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,677
No way.

250
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,917
Last year in the tower,

251
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,400
he said hello
and then he... then off he went.

252
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,400
What was he like?

253
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,917
Just, like...

254
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,640
He was vivid, you know?

255
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,120
It was just this tiny
little moment, but...

256
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,440
...I think about it every
second of every day.

257
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,480
That creature, what was it?

258
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:38,997
The Unified Intelligence Taskforce
was created to deal with

259
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,597
alien life forms, but...

260
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,277
...this species isn't alien.

261
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,200
They're from Earth.
They were here before us.

262
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,917
But...

263
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,517
What, did they die out? What...?

264
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,557
They hibernated, underground,

265
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,237
and this was when the Earth was
young cos the planet reformed around

266
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,077
them and sealed them in.

267
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,400
Sometimes proof is
found and we hide it.

268
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,360
What for?

269
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,720
Think about it.

270
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,357
They were here first,
millions of years ago,

271
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,917
so the planet belongs to them.

272
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,717
Technically,
we inherited their world,

273
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,880
but if they're not dead...

274
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,960
...what if they want it back?

275
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,040
Positive sighting! Grid 9!
We have a life form!

276
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,520
Let's go!

277
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,800
Barclay, with me!

278
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,077
Here, what's that? What's that?

279
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,157
-What's that for?
-You're the civilian witness, you record everything.

280
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,837
-That could be our testimony if we get killed.
-If we get...

281
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,080
If we get what?!

282
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,637
At my command, arms down.

283
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,077
All units, arms down.

284
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,797
How are we on translation?

285
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,557
Aligned and running.

286
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,597
Three, two, one...

287
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,277
Ready to calibrate, sir.

288
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,000
As soon as it talks,
we can capture the sound.

289
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,680
SCREECHES

290
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,480
Running translation, sir.

291
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,077
We are calibrated, sir.

292
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,560
Ready to go.

293
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,317
My name is General Austin Pierce.

294
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,880
RATTLING

295
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,837
...and I represent the
Unified Military Taskforce

296
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,677
of the Combined Nations
of the Drylands of Earth,

297
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,040
and I welcome you
into diplomatic concord.

298
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,397
{\an8}Concord is a big concept.

299
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,517
{\an8}Sorry, can we think of
another word, please?

300
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,640
Meeting.

301
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,440
I welcome you into this
diplomatic... meeting.

302
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,520
CREATURE SCREECHES

303
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,797
"You killed us."

304
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,877
Oh, God. Oh, no

305
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,837
You... then took two lives.

306
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:20,200
And now... I suggest... we stop.

307
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,680
CREATURE SCREECHES

308
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,840
"Agreed."

309
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,800
I hope we can meet in peace...

310
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,160
-"Agreed."
-..and learn from each other...

311
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,077
"Agreed."

312
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:52,320
...and work to forge a friendship
between the land...and the sea.

313
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,677
CREATURE SCREECHES

314
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,077
Is that agreed?

315
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,840
-"Agreed."
-Told ya.

316
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,760
CREATURE SCREECHES

317
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,240
"But..."

318
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,080
"..We do not..."

319
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,000
"..Agree."

320
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,960
Do not agree with...?

321
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,157
"We would talk to all your animals."

322
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,277
Humans.

323
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,120
Er, "We would talk to all humanity."

324
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,197
Er, no, sorry, sir, it's...

325
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,837
...it's not "would" in the
conditional tense, sir,

326
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,480
it's, "We all talk. All. All of us."

327
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,640
Oh, my God...

328
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,080
I-It means all of them...

329
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,437
Repeat the declaration of peace.

330
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,680
Yeah, I know.

331
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,360
I say again...

332
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:17,040
...we come...in peace.

333
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,558
"Agreed."

334
00:26:31,641 --> 00:26:32,480
PIERCE SIGHS

335
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,717
No, no, no, hold on, sorry.

336
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,637
We still haven't got
the right translation.

337
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,677
{\an8}"We all talk" is a
layered statement,

338
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,117
{\an8}there's another concept embedded.

339
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,597
{\an8}Could he say it again, please?

340
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,357
{\an8}Don't refer to them as male.

341
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,920
I ask you to repeat
your previous statement...

342
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,677
...for translation.

343
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,440
CREATURE SCREECHES

344
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,437
"We are talking to the whole world."

345
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,997
"We are talking to the
whole world... right now."

346
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,520
Present tense.

347
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,077
What do they mean? In-In...
In what way?

348
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,000
BEEPING

349
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,080
It's happening all over the world.

350
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,317
All over the world, humanity
reacts to the simple fact -

351
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,400
the species that came
before us has woken up.

352
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,280
HE SPEAKS CHINESE

353
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,437
...and the President has called
for a new age of cooperation.

354
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,080
It's being called H2O Diplomacy.

355
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,117
The first official meeting with
Homo Aqua will begin here,

356
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,477
on the banks of the Thames,
inside Imperial House.

357
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,917
Behind me, that's the construction
that's being called the Waterway.

358
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,117
It's a specific demand
from Homo Aqua as a junction

359
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,157
between the water and the land.

360
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,237
Some say it's a symbol of peace.

361
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,597
OK, so I can't do
the 17th or the 24th

362
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,917
and I don't know yet about the 31st.

363
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,477
Bloody hell! You can't do that!

364
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,437
That job of yours is useless.

365
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,717
-Kirby!
-What?

366
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,037
Your dad said he can't come

367
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,277
and get you for the next three
weekends because he's not bothered.

368
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,757
Is that a problem, Kirby?

369
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,077
No.

370
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,757
What about me? I've got plans

371
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,997
Yeah? So, anyway, I have just
put 3,000 quid in your account.

372
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,077
-Hope that's OK.
-What do you mean?

373
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,157
Like I said.

374
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,157
You did not. Where's that from?

375
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,997
Well, I got promoted, thank you,
but apparently my job's useless.

376
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,317
Well, if I'm getting £3,000,
how much did you get?

377
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,877
-Oh, that's nice.
-Mm-hm.

378
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,557
Well, you can get some extra cooks
in now, help with the business.

379
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,797
-Thank you.
-Funny thing is, with these Sea Devils,

380
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,437
it's got Kirby watching proper
TV again, like the old days.

381
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,237
Well, you can't say Sea Devils.

382
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,920
They're called homospondyls.

383
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,757
All right, don't laugh.

384
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,077
Don't laugh because
"homo" doesn't mean "gay".

385
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,197
It does if you're my age.

386
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,037
So Homo Aqua's Gay Water.

387
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,837
That's them, the Gay Waters!

388
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,837
That's what you've been drinking,
Kirby - too much gay water.

389
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,160
Shut up!

390
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,317
So, what's this promotion, then?
What are you doing?

391
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,480
Er, it's just, you know...
just more admin.

392
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,920
Come on, this way.

393
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,360
General Austin Pierce in Grid B2,
Seat 1. Morning, everyone.

394
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,677
A very good morning to you,
General Pierce, and to everyone.

395
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,437
For the record and for history,
my name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart,

396
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,437
Commander-in-Chief of the
Unified Intelligence Taskforce.

397
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,957
UNIT has been chosen to lead these
talks because we stand above

398
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:50,237
and outside all countries, borders,
governments and oceans of the world.

399
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,397
We represent humanity.

400
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,357
But today, we represent
all life on Earth.

401
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,517
And I hope this will be the start
of a great endeavour to find peace

402
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,717
between all of our kindred species.

403
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,197
To begin the formal proceedings,
confirm Downing Street online.

404
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,277
Good morning, Prime Minister.

405
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,957
Good morning, Kate.

406
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,317
Extraordinary days.

407
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,877
I spent a long time working
hard to get the people's vote,

408
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,117
now we've got new people.

409
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,557
White House online.

410
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,837
Confirmed.

411
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,437
Hall of the People, Beijing.

412
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,517
Confirmed.

413
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,277
National Congress of Brazil.

414
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,837
Confirmed.
We have all 195 nations, ma'am.

415
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,440
And do we have the Ambassador?

416
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,400
Approaching now.

417
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,197
Apparently, he had the
lobster thermidor last night,

418
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,797
against our advice.

419
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,037
Let's hope that's not a
major crime down below.

420
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,237
Thank you, Mrs Bingham.
Let's concentrate, eyes on the task.

421
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,677
Pardon me, ma'am.

422
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,477
Ah, General.

423
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,237
Good to see you, sir.

424
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,757
Very special day.

425
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,120
-Absolutely.
-Hmm.

426
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,077
Mr St Lewis, how's the Waterway?
Are we ready to go?

427
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,917
Stress is holding.

428
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,677
Seals checked and secure.

429
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,157
A16 has been fixed.

430
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,077
The only way to see if
this works is to do it.

431
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,440
You've got quite a crowd.

432
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,517
All under control.

433
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,477
Ma'am, we have a press drone.

434
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,360
Ready for that. Take them out.

435
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,880
GASPING

436
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,840
What was that?

437
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,837
-Paparazzi drone.
-Did they see us?

438
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,677
One-way glass.
Didn't you read anything?

439
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,717
My family don't know where
I am, they'd flip!

440
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,957
Thanks to you, I'm not
even allowed in this room!

441
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,280
Very well done!

442
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,637
I...

443
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,280
That's Roger Trevithick.

444
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,557
Prepare tank activation.

445
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,677
Positions, and good luck to us all.

446
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,797
To confirm, the
perimeter's now secure, ma'am.

447
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,343
-All stations at Gold Standard.
-Thank you, if you could not interrupt.

448
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,237
We have all comms focused
and recording, backups online.

449
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,397
Good, good.
Mrs Bingham, let's begin.

450
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,877
Initiate tank activation.

451
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,560
And flood the tank.

452
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,880
Open seals one, two, three.

453
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,677
Open seals four, five.

454
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,237
Take it up to 100 PSI.

455
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,280
Open seals six, seven, eight.

456
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,037
SHOUTING

457
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,797
-Section 45 compromised.
-System compromised.

458
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,360
Emergency teams.

459
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,357
Void stable.

460
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,677
Water filtered and purity at 98%.

461
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,477
940,000 litres.

462
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,357
Well done, Mrs Bingham.

463
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,197
Thank you, ma'am.

464
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,237
Now, are we ready?

465
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,637
Let's welcome our guests.

466
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,200
Open water lock one.

467
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,680
Looks like we have six life forms.

468
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,517
And a seventh.

469
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,877
Four Homospondyl Erectus,
AKA Homo Aqua.

470
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,237
Two of an unknown life form.

471
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,877
One of a second unknown.

472
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,080
Three different life forms in total.

473
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,157
General Pierce to all troops,
red status.

474
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,440
Confirm... Red status.

475
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,600
And here they come.

476
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,800
Two unknown life forms entering.

477
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,760
It's just...

478
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,277
What are we saying?

479
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,037
I'd call them Piscimorpha Grandis.

480
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,837
Welcome to Piscimorpha Grandis.

481
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,757
-Does that mean "Big Fish"?
-Yup.

482
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,200
Focus, thank you.

483
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,280
That's the signal for the airlock.

484
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,920
Third life form approaching.

485
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,357
Ma'am, we don't know what
that third life form is.

486
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,917
Then the first gambit is
to trust them, Colonel.

487
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,080
Open the doors.

488
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,360
Activating airlock pumps.

489
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,680
Airlock at full capacity.

490
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,040
Decontamination in progress.

491
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,160
MURMURING

492
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,197
I'd say Homomorpha Sapiens...

493
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,000
...or, to simplify, Homo Amphibian.

494
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,680
Oh, amazing.

495
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,797
They killed two of us, remember?

496
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,397
We killed them.

497
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,880
That's what this is for -
to bring peace.

498
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,157
Ready with translations?

499
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,640
Up and running, ready to go.

500
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,880
Sir Jonathan, good luck.

501
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,960
HE CLEARS THROAT

502
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,997
I, er, I bid you welcome on
behalf of the human race.

503
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,200
DEVICE CLICKS

504
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,037
I stand here as, er...

505
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,640
We do not need translation.

506
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,557
Did we learn their language?

507
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,597
No, we did not.

508
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,720
Save the comments.

509
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,957
Well, your...
your English is excellent.

510
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,200
SPEAKS RUSSIAN

511
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,797
That's... Russian.

512
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,240
HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN

513
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,397
Well played, old man.

514
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,797
I bring you greetings from the
United Nations of this world

515
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,277
that we call Earth.

516
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,077
It's a symbolic title
of Indo-European origin

517
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,677
that bears no disrespect
to the oceans, seas, lakes,

518
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,837
rivers and waterways around us.

519
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,200
And I bring you a gift.

520
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,720
Rhododendron nivale,
the dwarf snow rhododendron.

521
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,917
A flower that grows at the
highest point on planet Earth,

522
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,717
on the slopes of Mount Everest,
four miles above sea level,

523
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,037
perhaps never seen by your kind.

524
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,917
Now, it carries a scent, erm...

525
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,877
...or a flavour, an essence that
you will have never known before.

526
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,360
Would you, erm...?

527
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,520
THEY INHALE

528
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:21,480
This is given with respect and the
hope of peace between our species.

529
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,880
We have a gift for you.

530
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,280
My children.

531
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,800
GASPING

532
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,800
MURMURING

533
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:45,160
My children should have been born at
the turn of the Third Cold Current.

534
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,237
But they choked on your oil.

535
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,360
And poison.

536
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,637
And excrement.

537
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,677
Skip to 16!

538
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,200
Sir Jonathan, go to 16,
paragraph 10.

539
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,997
I must state with vigour
that we recognise the problem.

540
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,917
Our solutions are remarkable...

541
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,997
We do not know you.

542
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,557
Well, I...

543
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,197
I am Ambassador...
Sir Jonathan Hynes...

544
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,840
You are not known to us.

545
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,040
We would speak...

546
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,360
...with him.

547
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,200
Me?!

548
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,957
Who the hell is he?

549
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,597
Well, he's... nothing. He's no-one.

550
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,637
He... He's part of the team,
he's the witness.

551
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,237
He's the mistake.
He was there by mistake!

552
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,797
Give me intel on him, now!

553
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,957
-Yes, ma'am.
-Right away, ma'am.

554
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,717
No! Sorry.

555
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,157
No, no.

556
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,397
Y-Y-Y-You...
You've got the wrong man.

557
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,120
You showed respect.

558
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,797
Er...

559
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,957
No, that's just a...
that's just a thing.

560
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:07,797
You respected our fallen
kin when no others did.

561
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,597
What are they, Christians now?!

562
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,637
Someone tell me what's going on!

563
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,797
I'm not even religious.
I don't know why I did it...

564
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,160
But we saw your kindness.

565
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,800
And we see you.

566
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,080
Will you stand as Ambassador?

567
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,240
And talk on behalf of
the entire human race?

568
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,320
VOICE BREAKS: OK.

569
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,040
MURMURING